Have you ever wanted to get to know Linus Torvalds a little better? To see behind that clever, mild-mannered public demeanour of his and observe the real man? But if you're like me, you're usually too short of the cash/time required to go on the Linux Lunacy Geek Cruise and meet him up-close and personal. Never fear, my dweebs. Here are 10 questions that we really wanted answered on that cruise but were afraid to ask.